MARIO TESTINO Rio de Janeiro.

How easier could’ve been to win 2016 Olympics with THAT book in presentation?

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Os pensamentos andam mais polêmicos que de costume esses dias.
Quero que fique claro, agora e sempre, que eu sou da opinião de que qualquer assunto deve ser levantado e discutido. Nada deve ser tabu, principalmente numa época como essa, onde nosso moralismo, de fundo judaico-cristão-passivo, está por um fio, tantas foram as provas do seu fracasso.
Posso escrever algo hoje e amanhã mudar de opinião. Que bom. Estamos todos aqui pra crescer.
Seguindo.

“Estupra, mas não mata.”

O Maluf só não é Hitler porque é mais esperto. Porque o grau de desumanidade dessa frase não só choca como irrita, pelo contexto no qual foi dita. E nós. Nós só não somos monstros porque ninguém é tonto de assumir nada. E porque a gente já sabe o resultado do radicalismo festivo. Gerações passam e ninguém consegue tirar essa mancha de sangue da Alemanha. Até hoje se ouve comentários, entre velhos e poucos viajados, que os alemães não são boa gente. (Isso incluindo a Espanha, um país que tratou de explusar todos os judeus do país no final do século XV, mas enfim.)
Os alemães definitivamente mexeram com o povo errado. E do jeito errado. O tiro não podería ter saído mais pela culatra. Hollywood que o diga.

E hoje? Gueto não é gueto porque não está cercado?
E nós? Não somos monstros porque não matamos?
E eles? Os novos “judeus”? Não são eternamente coitados porque não são ricos?
Hoje o ódio evoluiu.
O racismo é pior. O ódio é maior. O gueto é global.
E ninguém se mete a besta pra tirar onda de Hitler.

Se não tem Auschwitz, não tem drama. Se nao tem Hitler, não tem racismo. Não é história. “Estupra mas não mata”, o marketing do ódio. Pra dar resultado a longo prazo, não seja polêmico: seja politico. Deixe que o radicalismo se queime sozinho, dê nome à categoria, que sejam jogados na fogueira e salvem a todos nós. Skinheads, neo-nazistas, ultra-coxinhas. Que cuspam em gays, batam nas mulheres e matem os pobres. Graças a Deus existe o mal, para livrar-nos dele.

Preto, latino, asiático, polonês, iraquiano, romeno.
Em 1933, os alemães usavam cartazes de boicote na frente das lojas judias.
Em 2009, a televisão diz que chinês esconde mercadoria no lixo pra depois vender. E que brinquedos Made in China podem ser mais baratos, mas vão envenenar seu filho.
O mercado de trabalho não aceita romenos porque têm fama de ladrões. Além de dar azar.
Os latinos são feios, preguiçosos e burros. Servem pra fazer…trabalho de preto.
Não?

Mas se não tem conflito, não tem problema. Se não tem ninguém lá na frente, encarnando o ódio e a guerra em pessoa, não deve ser tão grave assim. E Hitler ainda tinha o interesse financeiro por trás de toda aquela perseguição. Hoje o boicote é gratuito, o ódio é cru. O preconceito não tem nenhum motivo por trás senão o desprezo, a raiva, o ódio pela diferença.

As gerações passam e ninguém aprendeu a tirar essa swastica do peito.
Bando de gente burra.

Sucos Bárbaros.

Maria Betâmara (tamarind), Maracugil (passion fruit), Galraná Costa (guaraná) e Abacaetano (avocado).
These are the flavours of “Sucos Bárbaros”, created by a brazilian design company as a parody of “Doces Bárbaros”, a post-tropicalist group formed by Maria Bethânia, Gilberto Gil, Gal Costa and Caetano Veloso in the 70’s.
In the USA, designer Marc Valega has created the Beatle Juices, with fab-four-flavours John Lemon, Apple McCartney, George Pearrisson and Mango Starr.
(Istoé-Online)

If you say so.

“Brazilian Baia is a smooth and subtle tea with the romantic aromatic flavours of vanilla, cocoa and coconut, and the experience is one of indulgence. It truly is reminiscent of Brazil, the land of the sensual and exotic lifestyle.“

By the way, the tea’s actually really good. Doesn’t taste like mulatas, but it’s pretty close.

A message to Spotify.

Hello,
Your radios suck. All of them.
Since when jazz + blues + alternative + soul + new wave = julio iglesias + death metal? And sometimes, KARAOKE?

Seriously, as soon as I find a better free-replacement for last.fm, I give up on you guys.

Assim era em 1833.

Poker face.

New season of American Idol’s Brazilian franchise Ídolos, has a transexual contestant, Lívia Mendonça, from Ceará, northeast of Brazil.

Host Rodrigo Faro, who’s been working on TV since like forever, can’t hide his small-minded yuppie dull face when she tells him “she’s not a woman”.

I don’t know what pisses me off the most: his face or hers, embarassed for his reaction, looking almost ashamed of what she is.

Honey, I hope you get as far as you can in this contest, if it makes you happy. And I hope you leave it before those faces get worse, and profitable.

“Pérolas do Orkut”.

Before Facebook, there was Orkut.
And even before the world came to know the existence of Orkut, brazilian users had it almost completely dominated, turning out to be today 52% of total Orkut users, followed by India, with 19,31%.
But even before some users learned to write, they began to type. Posting photos. Making communities. Posting comments that shouldn’t be published.

Before social inlcusion, there was digital inclusion in Brazil. And before we noticed, Orkut became one of Brazilians’ best tools of entertainment: making fun of the poor.

Unlimited content of ugly, shacky, illiterate, filthy and nasty people.
Our own private horror show.

Which you can find categorized here. www.perolasdoorkut.com.br

This is what we are. Coherent.

Vogue Brasil cover, june 2009.

THE PERFECT BODY – Anti-flaccidity collagen candy and fitness tips from Paris to India.
A Hot Guide for vacations in Thailand, Escandinavia, Peru and Goa.
GLOBAL MIX – Luxurious winter with rustic fringes and textures. Isabeli Fontana show how to use it.
HI-LO AGAINST CRISIS – 4 amazing looks matching fast fashion and couture.

“God has put this money into the hands of Real Madrid in order to recruit Kaká.”

Kaka’s Mega Move To Real Madrid Was A Sign From God – Wife

The Rotten Wall.

Here’s a blog showing pictures of brazilian poor ugly people:

http://paredepodre.tumblr.com

As you’ll see we love to get down.

Tropi-nazi fun.

There is one thing in the world that is worse than nazism.
It is passive-nazism.

Who needs a white pointed hood when a cuddly toy does all the work?

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Recebi esee e-mail ontem.

O fabricante do brinquedo ‘Lula de Pelúcia’ está fazendo um recall para troca ou devolução do dinheiro devido a uma série de falhas de fabricação listadas abaixo:

1) Falta um dedo.
2) Tem a fala presa.
3) É mentiroso.
4 ) Só diz ‘Eu não sabia’.
5 ) Não tem cérebro.
6) Não pára em casa! Só quer viajar para o exterior.
7 ) Só anda em más companhias, com dois outros bonecos
encrenqueiros, o ‘Evo de Coca’ e o ‘Chavez de Petróleo’.
8 ) Não existe na versão movido (sic) a pilha, só na movido a álcool.
9 ) Pode ser adquirido facilmente com utilização de Cartão
Corporativo.
10 ) A boneca que faz par não presta para nada.

Troque com urgência na ‘urna eleitoral’ mais próxima.

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A direita elite classe média brasileira adora estar na oposição. Se xingar gente pobre e feia já era divertido antes imagine agora. Quem precisa de fundamento quando se tem um presidente nordestino, sem dedo e língua-presa pra jogar pedra?

Politics are fun fun fun!

Eu fico pensando se o Obama fosse presidente do Brasil.
Preto, com uma mulher preta e feia, com duas pretinhas.
Qual piada o Caco Antibes ia fazer primeiro?
Com qual macaco a gente ia fazer charges do nosso presidente?
E se ele “só quer viajar para o exterior”, de qual quilombo ele ia estar fugindo?

Quem precisa de capuz branco pontudo quando um bicho de pelúcia faz todo o serviço?

“How do you sell luxury in a post-luxury age?”

You redefine luxury, that’s how you sell it. Luxury goods are still selling a lot, in Moscow, Dubai and Hong Kong. And fashion is one ambicious bitch. For years now we see all high-end brands investing all they can in these markets. And adapting themselves for their new favourite clients. That’s right. Get those sheikhs coutured.

It should be more than obvious by now that none of this is about class and quality. Luxury goods are about power and exclusivity. Designed for rich people. Don’t blame them for having bad taste.

READ THE ARTICLE HERE.

The List of Widsom vol.1

It took me some time, as probably happened to Buddha or Moses, to get this list together. It takes a lot of meditation and awareness, and infinite modesty, to find the truly Truth.

Behold the List of Wisdom. Thou shall not read this list in vain.

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– If you think your life is hard, you should try it on high–heels.

– There’s probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

– There is no beauty without craziness. You can’t be pretty without going a little crazy.

- White leather boots should be forbidden by law.

– Bureaucracy should be considered a crime.

– Prostitution should be legalized, organized and treated as a real career. Whore legal rights NOW.

– Never mind very handsome men. They are all gay anyway.

- Never mind very old people. They’re all gonna die soon.

– Our mouths are not our vaginas. So don’t ask us to suck hard.

– Brittany Murphy is weird, Scarlett Johansson is a very bad actress and Vin Diesel could actually give a very handy husband.

– Make-up standards should be reviewed in some countries. They’re getting too…creative.

– Why oh why do men still use wigs?

– Do not use plastic bags. I don’t wanna hear your theories, just STOP USING THEM.

– There is, although people often mistake it, a considerable difference between love and a fucking amazing orgasm.

– “There is no unselfish good deeds, sorry.” (Joey Tribbiani)

– Pity and compassion are arrogance in disguise.

– If telling you that he’s gonna marry and have kids is what it takes for a fortune teller to convince you to move on, she will do it.

– There is absolutely nothing, not a single thing, that money can’t buy in Brazil.

– Deep inside some Europeans wish the Earth was plane and Christopher Columbus has never had that stupid idea.

– According to the bible, the antichrist would rise in actual times, would profane all words against god and would make use of all 7 sins to rule the world and be respected and followed by all mankind. There’s only one person who fits the profile: Paris Hilton.

- “When it gets down to having to use violence, then you’re playing the system’s game. The establishment irritates you, pull your beard and flick your face, to make you fight, BECAUSE ONCE THEY HAVE YOU VIOLENT, THEY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOU.” (John Lennon)

– You know what they say: bigger the foot, larger is happiness.

Fight Club. In Hot Masala.

Tyler Durden said: “It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.” So when you lose your dignity, you’ll be ready to watch Fight Club – Members Only, a 2004 Bollywood film, starring everybody we don’t know. Yet.

There is dance. There is music. There is beautiful beaches and mountains landcapes. Slow-motion hair-in-the-air scenes. And there is….LAMBADA. In other others, it’s all about David Fincher.

Why the name is Fight Club actually we don’t know. Because, fight, I mean real fight, there is none. Only if you consider Shakira’s moves contest a fight. It could be.

But who the fuck cares? Wasn’t it all about losing the ego, losing your job, your wallet, your grande latte, your search for coolness?

Well, Tyler, here’s your paradise.

And the best for last.

It will make you feel … good.

www.michaelmoore.com

I am following this blog.

http://quantotempodura.wordpress.com/

Our own version of the Oceanic 815.

I wish it was a joke, a very bad-taste promotion for a local version of Lost. But it’s not.
Until now AirFrance have NO IDEA of what really happened to the flight AF447.

We sincerely hope they are right now safe and sound, in a very misterious island…

In English: French plane lost in ocean storm

Em Português: Airbus tinha 80 brasileiros a bordo, segundo a Air France.

En Español: Un avión de Air France desaparece sobre el Atlántico con 228 personas a bordo.

FYI.

Quem dirira…A crise financeira não poupou nem mesmo a modelo mais bem paga do mundo.

Glamurama has recently posted on its website that the economic crisis has made Gisele Bündchen 10 million dollars poorer, according to Forbes. So far, so good. Or bad, poor Gisele. Bad crisis. No donut for you.

Although that was not exactly what Forbes said. The piece was actually pointing that the modeling industry has been hard-hit by the economic crisis, but the value of the beauties at the top is as strong as ever. Gisele earned 10 million less this year mostly because of the “loss of Victoria’s Secret and other contracts.” And let’s remind that it was her decision to leave Victoria’s Secret, as they wouldn’t raise her 5 million dollar annual salary.

I wouldn’t blame the devil crisis. I would say it’s just business. After all, even with “only” 25 million dollars a year, she’s still numer one of the list, followed by Heidi Klum, making 16 million, with 35 years-old and three kids. Now THAT’S a hardworker.

So now you know.

Still I think it’s funny the surprising tone in Glamurama’s article. Translating, it says “Who would have thought…financial crisis haven’t even spare the world’s most well-paid model”. This is funny – to begin with “who would have thought”.

Of course. In a country like Brazil, who would have thought that people’s little problems like “economic crisis” would affect the rich and famous?
Quite a scandal.